음란하고 오줌이 필요해서 딸딸이를 꺼내려고 자위해, 그래서 다시 합칠까 생각했어

Hello there, um, oh, super unorganised. Jesus Christ, oh no. Let's go get my new toy.

And I am really, really in need of a wee wee. When I say new toy, I mean this.

Heee, there we go. Ring light thing that clips to your phone.

But, um, it might not be the biggest wee because I have been drinking caffeine

and caffeine always makes me really desperate for a wee,