거대한 젖탱이로 마누라를 불륜하는 걸 적발

Okay, well they're basically

It's partly for my CV and it's also sort of a bit of a present that she's arranged for me

So we want to get a couple of nice ones as well, you know for that for the wall or what have you

She keeps complaining that the only nice one she's got is from our wedding

I'm in your hands. What do we do?