건방진 스트레이트 머슬 알파 - 게으른 털이 무성한 젊은 남자

Look at these big fucking muscles, yeah?

I'm the straight hunk you used to worship through all of high school.

Or your co-worker.

That guy who doesn't do that much work, but everybody loves him just 'cause he's fucking awesome.

Is it envy? Or is it loss that you feel? Maybe both.